No, at 5' 11" tall and 171 lbs., I am not an especially large individual, Michael. Yet I stand nearly certain that my current body-fat-percentage (BFP) of but 9% is much lower than that of yours, regardless your height and weight. And as all should know by now; one's physical abilities are largely dependent upon one's BFP.

Have a nice day, ass-wipings!

 

Indeed I am sorry, old man, that I have become privy to your obsession with bestiality.

 

 

Ass-wiping? Is that all I get? I don't get anything like: shit stain, skidmark, salad tosser, ass master, brown eye bandit, heiny hobbit, rectal ranger, butt spelunker, hershey highwayman, donkeypuncher, Capt. Chili Dog, Steamer creamer, ATM machine, hot lunch box, or dirt road devil?

I mean, if we're going for ass insults, I demand better.

 

 

No. You see "ass-wipings (as I wrote) is far worse than shit stain, for ass-wipings serves to denote the shit itself rather than simply the shit stain.


Good day.

 

^ is a piece of shit

 

We really need to know how much of an inch he can pinch

 

Length or girth?

 

You still haven't apologized for your presence, you flatulent, self-absorbed, uneducated, drivel-addled blue collar bozo. Bestiality would be a substantial lifestyle improvement for your bombast plagued alleged existence.