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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:40 AM
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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when your on the road.

#8. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, Do these new grips make me look fat?

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

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#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 04:16 AM
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Now thats what I am talking about.
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 05:35 AM
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 08:44 AM
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I prefer the term muzzlebrake. For women and guns.
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Welshman,Jan 25 2006, 06:40 AM
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....


#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Has this not worked for you?





























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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 10:11 AM
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you can give her my address mikey, I don't mind.
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:31 AM
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Welshman,Jan 25 2006, 03:40 AM
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when your on the road.

#8. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, Do these new grips make me look fat?

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....





























#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
well.. goOd luCk wit ur gun
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jan 25 2006, 02:11 PM
you can give her my address mikey, I don't mind.
Who said I was finished?
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 25 2006, 02:42 PM
Who said I was finished?
I would prefer you didn't finish if you are going to pass her on
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