This is why Mom is afraid of flying
Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses. One is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start. The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, screams of panic fill the cabin. But at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says "You know, Bob, one of these days they're going to scream too late and we're all gonna die."
Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 28 2007, 11:13 AM

"and don't call me Shirley"
RB the closest I came to that wuz when I spyed the LIDO BOY Pilot that wuz gonna be flyin my plane
straight outta Catch Me If You Can butt luckily the kid knew what he wuz doin
Originally Posted by The Raptor,Nov 28 2007, 11:29 AM
Now she'll never finish whatever she's doing in the bathroom. BTW, what is she doing in there?
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 28 2007, 12:31 PM
Bracing for impact: I'm supposed to test drive that terlet shortly. 

Originally Posted by The Raptor,Nov 28 2007, 02:44 PM











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nOw quit distracting me!