Well, I don't know someone already made a list but here are some of my reasons.

You can drive your S all month long.

You can drive the S for hours.

You are not sore the next day.

Your S doesn't mind if you look at another S (even if the other S is topless).

Your S doesn't mind if you drive another S.

You can be with two S at the same time.

The S is less expensive to maintain.



(Honey, if you are reading this, then I'm just kidding. He he he. Honey? Honey?)

 

Sounds like someone isnt getting any...

tsk tsk

*waves finger*

 

I wouldn't stand for that if I were you 2020 ......

 

That's OK.
I not yet desperate enough to put Cindy on my Avatar.

 

:fanning the flames ligtly:

 

LMAO!!! This reminds me of a Speedvision Commercial:

"When was the last time your CAR ever complained that you were 15 minutes late?"

"When was the last time your CAR ever asked you for jewelry?"

 

: nods head in agreement :

One missing though...the S doesn't bitch at you over nothing.

 

Kelly fully understands that my car is my second girlfriend:

1) Nice headlights
2) Sweet back end (I could stare at it for hours)
3) Will go topless when I want her to, even in public
4) Always wants to go where I want to go
5) Never talks back to me
6) She's fast
7) She doesn't get jealous of other girls (in fact, she attracts them!)
8) Never complains about what music I am listening to
9) ALWAYS puts a smile on my face (goes back to the great rear thing )
10) I miss her when she's not around (sad I know...)

 

Great list. Exactly what I would compile.

 

oh yeah.....she's always ready to be driven hard after a short warm up...LOL.....