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Old Jun 20, 2002 | 02:32 PM
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All Southerners are inbred, ignorant, ugly, stupid, funny talking, illiterate, bigoted, survivalist, crosseyed, couch potato, gun collecting, falling down drunk, impotent, homophobic, pig morons with embarassing eating habits trashy, dump housed, beat up old pickups, and goofy looking, bratty, stupid kids.
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Old Jun 20, 2002 | 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by RaptorsGeoMetro
All Southerners are inbred, ignorant, ugly, stupid, funny talking, illiterate, bigoted, survivalist, crosseyed, couch potato, gun collecting, falling down drunk, impotent, homophobic, pig morons with embarassing eating habits trashy, dump housed, beat up old pickups, and goofy looking, bratty, stupid kids.
An amazing and little known fact:

The United States actually slopes from east to west and everything "loose" rolls to the left coast!
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Old Jun 20, 2002 | 05:02 PM
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Originally posted by MyBad


An amazing and little known fact:

The United States actually slopes from east to west and everything "cool" rolls to the left coast!
THAT IS SO COOL!!
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Old Jun 22, 2002 | 06:06 PM
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Originally posted by jedwards
It's sort of like the Brit's not knowing they're Europeans.




Well, that's what we like the rest of Europe to think..... we know, though, that we are British, always have been British and always will be British
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Old Jun 22, 2002 | 06:26 PM
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The USA, home of:
Potty-mouthed Septics,
Short-tempered, ill-mannered Peptics,
and many, many Skeptics.

James, no question that MyBad is a "Septic." Great job coining the phrase. Clearly RaptorsGeoMetro falls in this category too!

Tonight I'm feeling a wee bit Peptic, myself. Too much garlic w/ dinner. Trying to ward off the evil PWs who kept s2ki offline last night
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Old Jun 22, 2002 | 09:46 PM
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Originally posted by tokyo_james





Well, that's what we like the rest of Europe to think..... we know, though, that we are British, always have been British and always will be British
LOL... That's my Brit buddy James.
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Old Jun 23, 2002 | 05:58 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chazmo
[B]James, no question that MyBad is a "Septic."
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Old Jun 23, 2002 | 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by MyBad


This from a Yankee living in a place name "BOYLSTON"???
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Hemorrhoid, Boyl, same difference!


(2 points, MyBad)
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Old Jun 25, 2002 | 10:42 AM
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Originally posted by s2k2004
I thought you were talking about the baseball team...
it works for them too!!
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Old Jun 25, 2002 | 06:08 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chazmo
[B]James, no question that MyBad is a "Septic."
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