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Or you're a sexual inadequate

 

Brandy and lemonade..... isn't that a woman's drink?!?!?!?!

I think Mandy may be posting under Andy's name...... well I hope it is her

 

Busted

 

I'm actually pretty shocked by this new developement .
Don't mix your spirits!
The spirits will mix within .
I prefer 100% pure Alcohol with a slice of lemon .
Lacks a bit in the taste department though...

 

Bought all the Christmas booze today.
I hope we get some visitors or we will be very very drunk.

 

I'm going to be a bit more sensible on the booze shop this year - we are still trying to finish off last years beer supply!

More spirits, less lager should do the trick

 

We always promise to never go over the top again but every year, we still do it.
Judging by the supermarkets, everybody else is doing the same.

 

We had our Christmas dinner yesterday (working on Christmas day ), managed to get through 5 bottles of champange, 13 bottles of wine, a bottle of sherry, two bottles of port and a case and a half of beer there were 11 of us though

 

Sounds like a good day, did you have the traditional turkey and trimmings.

 

Oh yes.... 28lb turkey, stuffing, roast spuds, sprouts, carrots. broccoli. Christmas pudding all followed by cheese and biscuits with port

Can't beat a traditional Christmas dinner