:kicks door shut on Zoe's head:

 

:kicksalexinthegroinforhurtingzoe:

 

Ouch!

 

:rollingonfloorwithmyearstearingfromthesearingpain :

 

:ididntkickyouTHAThard:

 

:laughs at the whining in this thread accordingly:

:realizes he has more experience in kicking people in the face than most whores:

 

:thinks we should outlaw groin kicking:

 

Having been kicked or struck in the groin on several occasions it is something that I do not consider lightly. However, I felt that Alex's actions were excessively cruel towards Zoe and I felt that swift justice was called for. Since the door was embedded in Zoe's head already I was forced to use my second option...

 

Wonka

 

wanker.