eat turkey
eat gravy
eat pumpkin pie
eat mashed potatoes
eat pumpkin pie
eat cranberry sauce
eat turkey
eat gravy
eat pumpkin pie
eat pumpkin pie
eat pumpkin pie
eat turkey

sleep

 

11/23?

 

i've got a date with billy the monday after xgiving.... too bad for you...

 

 

To contrast:

Get up.
Scratch myself. :accordingly:
Get dressed.
Drive to the folks'
Help my mom prep
Stop helping my mom after 2 minutes as she wants me to help in the kitchen
Stop helping in the kitchen as I answer the door
Stop taking jackets from guests and my mom tells me to go fix drinks
Stop fixing drinks as my mom tells me to finish helping her prep
Stop helping my mom prep as my dad starts poking what I was prepping in the kitchen
Stop helping as I throw up my hands and ask my mom what she'd like to do first
Try to keep my dad out of the kitchen as he doesn't know anything
Finish serving drinks
Fix two drinks for myself
Yap with guests
Eat.
Help with the dishes.
Stop helping with the dishes as I have to set the table for dessert
Restrain my mother as she tries to strangle Grandma
Pour coffee for everyone.
Pass out.

 

Where's the bacon?

 

Where's Coco?

 

yeah, mine was really just an overview of my masticular activities for the day...

 

Coco doesn't show for family functions. . . s/he heads to his/her AA meeting, then desperately tries to get in contact with some person named Nuanda.

 

Don't forget to after eating all that turkey.