I think lemon juice would be more useful than holy water. A good squirt of that will tell you whether you should run screaming or not...

Oh, and did I mention that I, too, would most certainly hit it (if she passed the lemon test, that is).

 

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it tastes like trout, get da F_ck out!

 

if it tastes like nothing....just enjoy for extended periods of time

 

In boot camp they told us to rub a little ear wax on it first. If she doesn't react, tap it! If she does, exit, stage left even...

 

Dude, that is a lose-lose, when in doubt, take it out

 

I had sex with a woman once.

 

 

I had sex with a sammich once. . .

 

did you see it's "O" face?

 

No; just a lot of guacamole. . .