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Old Nov 24, 2007 | 07:49 PM
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How much wood would a woodchuck sport if a woodchuck could sport wood?
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Old Nov 24, 2007 | 07:51 PM
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Four cords and seven ears of goob.
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Old Nov 24, 2007 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by flush,Nov 24 2007, 08:49 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
idunno butt if you ask enough you just might find out

http://www.manythings.org/pp/woodchuck.html
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Old Nov 24, 2007 | 08:09 PM
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How much ground could a groundhog ground if a groundhog could ground ground?
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Old Nov 24, 2007 | 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by s2ko,Nov 24 2007, 09:09 PM
How much ground could a groundhog ground if a groundhog could ground ground?
He would hog more ground than a woodchuck chucks wood.
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Old Nov 24, 2007 | 11:41 PM
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Depends, was he drinking Tequila, Bourbon, or Gin?
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 04:14 AM
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APPLE CIDER...Yummy
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 25 2007, 01:41 AM
Depends, was he drinking Tequila, Bourbon, or Gin?
Jack Daniel's is sour mash.
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Nov 25 2007, 11:28 AM
Jack Daniel's is sour mash.
You need some of granny's rheumatism cure.
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Nov 25 2007, 11:28 AM
Jack Daniel's is sour mash.
That's nice.

I drink Beam anyway.
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