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We were watching Coda, my grandson for the day.

It's shower time. After he gets out, I tell him to stand by the heater untill I can get him dried off.

He says "sometime my penis is bigger"

Me, "how does that happen?"

Coda, "it's magic"

Me "so you can do magic?"

Coda, "No I can't, but my penis can"...
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Originally Posted by dead-bird,Mar 17 2010, 02:38 PM
We were watching Coda, my grandson for the day.

It's shower time. After he gets out, I tell him to stand by the heater untill I can get him dried off.

He says "sometime my penis is bigger"

Me, "how does that happen?"

Coda, "it's magic"

Me "so you can do magic?"

Coda, "No I can't, but my penis can"...
A very mature kid.
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Originally Posted by dead-bird,Mar 17 2010, 06:38 PM
Me "so you can do magic?"

Coda, "No I can't, but my penis can"...
See, this is where the fallacy starts - in childhood.


Seriously though, how could you keep a straight face when he said that??
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