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Old Jan 31, 2017 | 09:52 AM
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I'd rather be a
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Old Jan 31, 2017 | 12:08 PM
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I'm going with the interior design. Another reason to stay away from kids.
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Old Jan 31, 2017 | 03:37 PM
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Interior Design addict
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 08:58 AM
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Would you rather...

Lemon ball (scoop) your left eye out

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Drive two spikes into your kneecaps with a sledgehammer?
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly
Would you rather...

Lemon ball (scoop) your left eye out

OR

Drive two spikes into your kneecaps with a sledgehammer?


Loose the eye

WAIT can I choose my Right eye ?
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly
Would you rather...

Lemon ball (scoop) your left eye out

OR

Drive two spikes into your kneecaps with a sledgehammer?
Probably scoop an eye out, but I'd rather avoid these situations to be honest
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 12:00 PM
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If someone can do it for me, the kneecaps. But if I have to do it...Ugh, I don't know. Probably the eye thing.
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 03:14 PM
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Knees are more fixable than eyes are replaceable, so... knees.
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Old Feb 2, 2017 | 09:04 AM
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2/2/17

Would you rather...

Have a stable of remarkably sympathetic woodland creatures to confide in about romantic desires and dreams...

OR

Be capable of ending any relationship tension-free with no ensuing debate or discussion by pulling out a red card like in soccer?



CHOICES!
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Old Feb 2, 2017 | 09:36 AM
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Obviously the red card. I already have a cat...
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