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Old Feb 8, 2017 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly
2/8/17

Would you rather...

Have fingernails that grow into chewable vitamin C tablets

OR

A hand with full hair straightening and crimping capabilities

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LIKE DUHHHHHHHHH!


gimme that straightener hand
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Old Feb 8, 2017 | 11:29 AM
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I'm with ya mom. Plus, nails turning into vitamin C seems kinda gross.

Also, how high were the people who put these questions together?!
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Old Feb 8, 2017 | 11:30 AM
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I'd rather neither but I guess if I had the hands I could always make a living.
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Old Feb 8, 2017 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall
Also, how high were the people who put these questions together?!
I'm starting to think it's the same a-holes who did Lies or Crap
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Old Feb 9, 2017 | 07:57 AM
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I was wondering the same. At least they aren't pretending to give us the "right" answers...?
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Old Feb 9, 2017 | 09:05 AM
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There's a lot of these that involve defecation or flatulence. Maybe it's the ForC writer's grandkids
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Old Feb 9, 2017 | 09:07 AM
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2/9/17

Would you rather...

Have a magic mirror that possesses Woody Allen's personality / sense of humor

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Have a coffee table that possesses the personality of Donald Rumsfeld?



I was going to change the names but I couldn't think of good replacements.
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Old Feb 9, 2017 | 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly
There's a lot of these that involve defecation or flatulence. Maybe it's the ForC writer's grandkids
Probably!
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Old Feb 9, 2017 | 01:20 PM
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Well I dislike them for different reasons...So I'd probably go for the coffee table...And then hack it up for firewood.
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Old Feb 9, 2017 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly
2/9/17

Would you rather...

Have a magic mirror that possesses Woody Allen's personality / sense of humor

OR

Have a coffee table that possesses the personality of Donald Rumsfeld?



I was going to change the names but I couldn't think of good replacements.

Magic Mirror
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