Once upon a time there was a man with a 25" long penis. He loved it, but his female partners were intimidated by it. He decided it was a bit too much so he went to the doctor and asked if there were a way it could be shortened.

The doctor told him that there were very few surgical options, and that any would be very risky. After all, little had been little done in the field of penis reduction. The doctor suggested the man visit a witch doctor he knew of.

The man went to the witch doctor and explained the situation. The witch doctor told the man to travel deep into the swamp and find a female frog with a yellow wart. He tells the man to ask the frog out on a date, she will decline, and when she says 'no' his penis will be made permanently shorter.

The man travels deep into the swamp, and finds the frog with the yellow wart. He asks the frog out on a date, and she says, "No." He goes away and checks, and sure enough, his penis is 5" shorter. He thinks "Wow, this is great. 20" is good, but I'll bet 15 would be even better." So he goes back to the frog and asks her out again. Again she declines. He leaves and checks and sure enough his penis is now 15" long. He decides that 10" is ideal. He will go back one more time, and then he will be perfect, and happy forever. He searches and searches for the frog and when he finally finds her he asks her out for a third time. She says, "Didn't you hear me the first two times!? No, NO, NO!"

And that man, ladies and gents, is none other than WSB.

 

i actually read that whole thing because i saw the word frog in it

 

I thought you've already found your prince?

 

no ima single

 

Not the word I would have thought you would have keyed into.

 

 

Same here.

 

what can i say i frogs

 

So do I.

 

tasty frogs