318-turn

 

but it's about me XD

 

You're a top-secret agent?

 

if I am, I didn't know about it

now that's got to be a good secret if I don't even know

 

Ohhhh see if you had clearance, I could tell you more about the 0-grav chamber

 

gosh that must be a lot of fun

 

Not always. Like last week, the monkeys got loose from the chamber and broke into the secret weapons facility... ugh.

So we spent all week rounding them up while dodging their laser shots and flamethrowers. Harry and Molly are particularly crafty, so I got a couple of good burns on my chest and thighs. Damn monkeys.

Didn't have to hit the gym afterwards since I got so much exercise.

 

It's a good thing we're trained in long-range tranquilizer rifles.

 

Oops, I've said too much

 

whoa there~

are you sure you're not just making this up to try and cover up for your other *ahem* "activities"?