WTD05
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WTD05
I thought these were funny... but they are laws still on the books... hahaha
North Carolina Laws
It's against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Tennessee Laws
Hollow logs may not be sold.
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
Lenoir City - When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Knoxville - In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."
Nashville - Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
North Carolina Laws
It's against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Tennessee Laws
Hollow logs may not be sold.
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
Lenoir City - When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Knoxville - In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."
Nashville - Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
James' hometown 
