6 tins of and a set of knives.

 

that had better not be my that you are giving away there !!!!

 

Well it's not like you were using it.

 

I am storing it ready for the nuclear holocaust !!!!!!

 

Wait a minute I see what your up to here James,

Storing , hideout in the hills, training monkeys...............

What is it that your not telling us?!?!?!?!?!

 

Okay, I will come clean......

I am just about to set up the "Post Whore" cult in Japan .........

I am looking for recruits who want to join me .......

 

Oh a cult,

sounds harmless.

OK i'm in.

 

What the cult is about is giving up all of your worldly possessions and leaving behind the unnecessary tedium of the rat-race.

Each person signs over all of their worldly possessions to me. I then provide a garage full of S2000's and internet access from the house.

You then have everything you need. An S2000 for shooting round the hills, and internet access for your post whoring.....

What else would you need?!?!?!

 

and come to mind.


Other than that I think were set!

 

Okay no worries, and will be supplied as well