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Old Oct 31, 2021 | 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroptzero
That must be a big issue as Subaru developed a system that tells you the car in front of you has moved but you are still standing still fool, and it beeps at you lol.
I predict somebody getting trained to wait for it to beep at you twice before doing anything.
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Old Oct 31, 2021 | 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by UnkieTrunkie
I predict somebody getting trained to wait for it to beep at you twice before doing anything.
I don't believe it beeps a second time, speaking from experience the one beep is enough to make you embarrassed enough to get your arse in gear.
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Old Nov 1, 2021 | 06:44 AM
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Where's The Fudge?
It's in Uranus.
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Old Nov 1, 2021 | 07:24 AM
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Where's the Funk? it's in my shoes
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Old Nov 1, 2021 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by robb
I saw one of the most disgusting things on T.V. this morning. To save money a woman takes a hair out of her toothbrush and uses it to floss her teeth to save money by not buying floss. Now a woman is making 'dashboard' cookies. She puts raw cookies on a cookie sheet and places them on her car dashboard and lets them cook in the heat to save money by not operating the oven. WTF is wrong with people.
lol yeah not sure they are focusing their money saving things in the most efficient ways

When I do go onto crapbook, I always see these "Ingenious" shop idea videos. They almost all are the dumbest shit. A recent one was someone showing how they turned an old tie rod end into this cool other tool. The tool was a nut buster/spliter lol. So not only did they use cutting tools, torch, a welder, etc and a bunch of time to MAKE this tool, using other tools they could probably use to remove said nut, but you can just go buy the tool they build for like $15. So many of those videos are like that. Either 1) you can do the job you built the tool for faster with the tools you used to build the tool 2) A cheap tool has been around for decades that does the same thing 3) the thing they make will never work well and many times is dangerous to start with

Then there are the cool "new" tools you just have to buy because they are so clever. Last one I saw was this new invention by a company. It was a contour gauge. 28 years ago when I was building/installing cabinets we had a pile of those that were as old as my father then lol
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Old Nov 1, 2021 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by engifineer
lol yeah not sure they are focusing their money saving things in the most efficient ways

When I do go onto crapbook, I always see these "Ingenious" shop idea videos. They almost all are the dumbest shit. A recent one was someone showing how they turned an old tie rod end into this cool other tool. The tool was a nut buster/spliter lol. So not only did they use cutting tools, torch, a welder, etc and a bunch of time to MAKE this tool, using other tools they could probably use to remove said nut, but you can just go buy the tool they build for like $15. So many of those videos are like that. Either 1) you can do the job you built the tool for faster with the tools you used to build the tool 2) A cheap tool has been around for decades that does the same thing 3) the thing they make will never work well and many times is dangerous to start with

Then there are the cool "new" tools you just have to buy because they are so clever. Last one I saw was this new invention by a company. It was a contour gauge. 28 years ago when I was building/installing cabinets we had a pile of those that were as old as my father then lol
WTF
Some of the ‘hacks’ are great and amazing- but some are like “just hire someone else to do it”.
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Old Nov 4, 2021 | 10:34 AM
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It didn't snow, didn't rain, but they still dumped mother f*ckin' salt all over the road because these stupid f#cks that move up here bit#h that it might be slippery. Try buying snow rires for your car WTF
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Old Nov 8, 2021 | 10:02 AM
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Waiting to hear back from the tire place to see if they’ve thrown out my summer rims and tires. WTF?!
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Old Nov 10, 2021 | 07:28 AM
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WTF - Why is it that everyone is clutching their pearls at this point that the deliveries are late?
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Old Nov 10, 2021 | 07:33 AM
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Today is the first day of the WTF trilogy.
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