Yo mama so ugly WHEN SHE SITS IN THE SAND the cat tries to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes by itself.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they TURN OFF THE CAMERAS.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the windows of her incubator were tinted.

Yo mama so ugly when you look up Ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.

Yo mama so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears.

Yo momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Yo momma so ugly she makes *YOU* look good!

 

NOBODY picked up on this???

 

Yo mama's so ugly she makes MY mama look gooood!

(Hey, wait a sec., did I just insult myself? Hmm... Wel, I guess that's not as bad as half the other things I do to myself )

 

yo mama's so ugly her plastic surgeon committed suicide

 

Yo mama's so ugly that the scars make her look better.

Yo mama's so ugly it's no wonder yo daddy's in jail.

Yo mama's so ugly the Jehova's Witnesses don't even stop by.

 

Yo mama's so ugly she wears out mirrors.

Yo mama's so ugly even a six-pack don't help.

Yo mama's so ugly that Medusa looked away.

Yo mama's so ugly she makes mimes scream.

 

yo mama's so ugly when she cries, her tears run up.

 

Man, you Americans must have some ugly mother.

 

No, Peter, we just are ugly mothers!

 

How about this one.


Your mama's so ugly that when she goes to the beauty parlour they make her use the emergency entrance.