you forget to tab out at the bar, and you leave your credit card with them.

you leave your cell phone, jacket, and pants at the chicks house that you stayed with that night.

you completely forgot about the business casual meeting that starts at 10:30, and you're in jeans and a button up.

you're in said meeting with a hangover, wishing all those strangers wouldn't have bought you birthday shots.

How do you know when you're drunk?

 

 

blackout drunk was soooo 2 weekends ago....

 

. . . you can't say "sober" without "air quotes."

 

. . . you complain to friends you "got really sober" last night.

 

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...re_a_drunk.htm

 

 

...when a dog has you by the hand and you lift him off the ground.


I don't know if we are speaking about hypotheticals, but this happened to me last Friday.

 

I have a co-worker that mis-uses air quotes multiple times in every conversation she has. A college friend had a roomie who did the same thing.

 

nothing to do with drunk...but i'm guessing the same people that use the air quotes are also the spilly talkers.