Are you over the hill?
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Are you over the hill?
Are you Over the Hill ?
You may be headed that way if . . ..
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your
socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle,
pop and you're not eating cereal.
Your back goes out but you stay home.
You wake up looking like your driver's license photo.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
Whe n happy hour is a nap.
When you're on vacation and your energy runs out
before your money does.
When you say something to your kids that your mother
said to you and you always hated it.
When all you want for your birthday is to not be
reminded of your age.
When you step off the curb and look down one more time
to make sure the street is still there.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the
sun on your bifocals.
It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
You look for your glasses for half a n hour and they were
on your head the whole time.
You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
You have more patience, but it is actually that you just
don't care anymore.
You finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even
remember being on top of it.
You may be headed that way if . . ..
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your
socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle,
pop and you're not eating cereal.
Your back goes out but you stay home.
You wake up looking like your driver's license photo.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
Whe n happy hour is a nap.
When you're on vacation and your energy runs out
before your money does.
When you say something to your kids that your mother
said to you and you always hated it.
When all you want for your birthday is to not be
reminded of your age.
When you step off the curb and look down one more time
to make sure the street is still there.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the
sun on your bifocals.
It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
You look for your glasses for half a n hour and they were
on your head the whole time.
You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
You have more patience, but it is actually that you just
don't care anymore.
You finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even
remember being on top of it.
about..........get back to you later... 
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