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Old May 26, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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ok so i got laid the other day with the top up and it was my first time in the S .....save the applause for later........... now let me tell you what kind of determination this takes... we all have and an "S" so next time u go out to your car just take a nice look at the passenger seat and think about it for a while .... it sucks dont waist your time ! lol that would be funny to hear everyone elses crazy stories in the S...!
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Old May 26, 2006 | 12:41 PM
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precisely why I miss my old Volvo
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Old May 26, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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how tall are you 4'3"?

how is that physically possible?!?

even if you did do it, it seems like it would hurt...
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Old May 26, 2006 | 12:59 PM
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o it did! iam 5 10 she was flexable :0
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Old May 26, 2006 | 04:02 PM
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I am 6'3" and it is possible with the top up! Doesn't hurt she was only 5'0" though
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Old May 26, 2006 | 05:15 PM
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Mine will always stay a virgin. Wouldn't want to risk screwing up the leather seats though.

On the other hand, I used to own a CRX, and just as I was getting ready to sell it, I found out someone got ass-raped in it. I could never look at the car the same anymore.
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Old May 26, 2006 | 09:22 PM
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ohhhh I crashed all the cars I had sexx in...Not in the S...
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Old May 26, 2006 | 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Etohprn247,May 27 2006, 12:22 AM
ohhhh I crashed all the cars I had sexx in...Not in the S...
Did you crash them while you were having sex in them or afterwards? If it was while you were having sex, it would have only taken me ONE time to learn to do it in her car or get a room somewhere. At the very least, you could have parked the car and bent her over the hood.

If it was afterward having sex in the car, again, I would have learned after the FIRST time and NOT have sex in the car...

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Old May 26, 2006 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Sr2oD3,May 26 2006, 03:43 PM
how tall are you 4'3"?

how is that physically possible?!?

even if you did do it, it seems like it would hurt...
Maybe he's hung like a horse...

Warren
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Old May 26, 2006 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by vinsanity,May 26 2006, 04:41 PM
precisely why I miss my old Volvo
...and I miss my '90 Taurus with a bench FRONT seat as well as back. Sooo much room for lovin'! It's really more of a chore to take care of something in the S. I guess it depends on how bad you want it....
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