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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 08:22 AM
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A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger, pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She then pushes her knee and screams, and pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 08:24 AM
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 08:26 AM
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 08:37 AM
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 08:38 AM
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 08:43 AM
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 09:45 AM
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