I have an amazingly high threshold for shock...I can take it!

 

No way, this riveting piece of news rendered my mate speechless for all of 5 minutes and then she just said

"Jaq, you shocked me mate"

and then was speechless again for ages!!! and I thought nothing would shock her and I know her really well, she's me best buddy

 

This is simply too tantalizing, Pinkie. Spill it!

 

sorry no can do, can't even give you a snippet, enuff said I was a very bad and naughty and wicked girl, so let's not go there eh needless I was very good at being very bad!!

So, how are things with everyone else today

 

NO FAIR!!!!

 

I'm sorry honey I really can't......well......no I can't honest, if you are very very lucky one night I shall sign on when am totally wasted and PM you the gory details but seeing as I never seem to be near a PC when am totally wasted then don't hold your hopes up sweetie

Don't be cross

 

I don't believe you have anything to tell. I think you're spinning a tale and making this all up...

 

I don't do lying and I don't do making stuff up, I am a very open Pink Type chick who talks too much at times and never knows when to edit herself!! honest!!!

 

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time, Pinkie...

 

and if you are really good then random postings may help you piece the story together