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Old Mar 21, 2003 | 10:56 PM
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Is so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
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Old Mar 21, 2003 | 10:57 PM
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Is so ugly they put her in the 's cage to make them stop whacking off.
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Old Mar 21, 2003 | 11:01 PM
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Is so fat, that her "significant other" just slaps her ass during sex and rides the wave in..
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Old Mar 21, 2003 | 11:40 PM
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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
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Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo momma so fat we're in her right now
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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