oh no..not james and his translations again..

 

Sorry Mocky, just trying to educate the Septics again .....

 

Septics, by their very nature, will not permit hoity-toity Englishfolk to educate them on any subject. This would be an example of the blind leading the blind.

 

Charlie, I am about as hoity-toity as a slap round the face with a wet kipper !!! You may not realise that I am educating you folk, but over time my master plan will come to fruition and you will be talking properly and spelling things in the correct way .....

 

:septic smoking a kipper:

 

 

wet kipper..hoity toity?
wtf?????

 

There is a whole sub language that we use as well ...

 

woah..wait..i'm still on engish 101... let's not jump the gun and hit the "sub language" yet

 

I am sure that myself and certain friends could talk in a language that most people on this board wouldn't understand ..... Queen's English is not the only type of English that we can speak