office space


"puts the lotion on its skin"

 

Silence of the Lambs

"I am the last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach, the velvet hammer, the Alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The pink squirrel, the three-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy. The iced tea, the kamakazi, the orgasm, the death spasm, the Singapore sling, the dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got, but if you want to got loaded, why don't you just order a shot?

Bar is open."

 

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."

 

Skipping the line much?

 

oops, cocktail. my bad

 

mine was joe dirt

 

ID4

 

You know the point of the game is to not look up the answer, right?

 

"Sir, may I suggest we launch a 'welcoming committee' of our own?"


BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

 

it was too hard!