One would have to search high and low for a movie than is more boring than this one. Roger Ebert gave it four stars, he must have been on his pain meds.

Dead snails move at a faster pace than this movie. It is fairly preachy, pointless and predictable.


All performances are uninspired and dull. Jake Gyllenhal (or however you spell it) is especially bad. His character is mouth agape with a blank expression for almost the entire movie.

This movie sucks.