because you held it upside down!!

 

 

IT WAS FOCKING EMPTY!!!!

 

 

Dave: You pour the refreshing liquid out of the small hole at the top into your mouth. When you feel that you have sipped enough of the said refreshing liquid, you turn the bottle upright, that is, with the small hole at the top facing the sky. If the bottle is not turned back to it's full upright position, beer will continue to spill, and in due time be emptied. Sadly, this is what has happened to you.

We encourage you to practice "drinking" at home alone with a bottled water, as water is plentiful. When you have mastered the art of "drinking," I am sure you will be allowed to play in our Reindeer games.

To certify that you have mastered this art i suggest you post a video demonstration, or sequential photos. When verified by a certified liscened drinker, your hall pass will be returned.

 

Focking Martin didn't get me a new beer fast enough!!

 

Martin isn't responsible for giving you another beer if you can't learn to keep the first one upright Dave.