Dear Ken,

Is it time to go yet?

Signed,

tree branches suck!

 

manah manah

 

do dooo do doo do

 

 

dear ken,

how can i become a racecar driver?

signed,
watching ayrton senna videos waiting for registration to open

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5b5x...eature=related

 

heel toe'n in loafers like a boss...i need like 5 go pros for dbrxi i want to make a vid like this...my feets move the same fkn way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8By2A...eature=related

 

Dear Ken:

Do we really need another personal advice column here?

Signed,
in Cincy

 

 

Dear Patrick,
There's no magic involved. Simply start when the zygote and the sperm meet and develop from there. Make sure you understand the dynamics of spending LARGE amounts of money on motorcycles, go-karts, hospitals and casts and splints.

Yours in a full-body cast,

Speedy

 

Dear Lacking Head & Shoulders in Cincy,

I took a poll (of one), and the answer was a resounding, "NO".

Signed,

Rejected