'nuff said

 

obviously not

 

Dear mikey

I am bored, entertain me.

Signed, your favourite Canadian eh (favourite with a U!)

 

 

An interesting name...so I've heard.

 

I hadn't even noticed that her name was on there!

 

Me neither, good eye Ken

 

 

A cucumber, a pickle & a penis were talking about life! The cucumber said, when i get big & hard they chop me up & toss me in a salad! The pickle says, u got it easy mate when i get big & hard they chop me up & drown me in vinegar! The penis says, lads that's nothing compared to what i go through. When I get big & hard they put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, hot, damp cave & bang my head against a wall until i throw up & faint!