Michael stumbled/staggered/fell in the front door at Fontana this morning....



He was amazed that I knew he blew off the others who were in his drive Saturday.... after he met a few local women at a gas station....

He was mumbling incoherently..... so not sure what happened to him Saturday night!

I'm sure he will be served child support papers in 9 months!

 

I am so in for the rest of this story

 

I hope he didn't get matching tattoos

 

1.5 hours of sleep Saturday night, I was (and still am) quite incoherent! Lacking major sleep

 

Fluky......

Either you post what happened (or didn't)....

Or I'll make a story up for you!

And... if the story includes goats... were they male or female?

Don't forget any "sex toys" used (on you~!) ....

 

Well they turned out to be stripppers from Robbinsville, so one thing led to another and they had me strapped down to the bridge at Bald River Falls while giving me a lap dance in the middle of the night!

 

By the way that's a great picture if me actually eh, gonna have to use that for my Tinder

 

Sh*t... I can make up a better story and ending...

Anyone want to give me a few ideas?

 

I'm thinking...

A few illegal immigrants from... lets see..... from East Timor....

The women's Norwegian Ski Team....

Some meerkats.....

Lots of toys.... wired to AC current.....

A 33 gal garbage bag......

12 used sandwich bags.....

Quart of astroglide.....

Brett and Bama Dave....

OK..... someone come up with a story!

 

I'm still sad I missed the banquet