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I think maybe the tree of shame could be involved for part of a ceremony, though.
How about this: you drive in to the Crossroads of Time weaving wildly and barely missing people, bikes, cars, etc. You fall out of the car, pick yourself up, unbolt and wrestle the hood over to the tree of shame. You go back to the car for your bottle of bourbon and .45. You then proceed to start blasting holes in the hood until the clip is empty. You then proceed to fall face first into the grass with the gun and the bottle of bourbon still in hand. The police eventually arrive and hilarity and memorable events occur that we will all talk about for years to come.