BEWARE ORLANDO DRIVERS
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BEWARE ORLANDO DRIVERS
I'm all for law enforcement using such cars to crack down on drugs and violent crimes but for traffic??? Come on!!!
I'm cruising down Avalon Park in east orlando and I see flashing blue and red lights ahead. I'm expecting an impala or crown vic or something. Boy was I wrong. It was a silver one of these.
This blows. They are adding so many vehicles to their arsenal its sick. I saw a Champagne color Tahoe pulling over a scion on 408 last week. Its only a matter of time before I get bitten by an unmarked car. With my luck I'll be going my usual 10 over next to a mini-van. Guess who will get pulled over. The S-2-K. Watch out people!
I'm cruising down Avalon Park in east orlando and I see flashing blue and red lights ahead. I'm expecting an impala or crown vic or something. Boy was I wrong. It was a silver one of these.
This blows. They are adding so many vehicles to their arsenal its sick. I saw a Champagne color Tahoe pulling over a scion on 408 last week. Its only a matter of time before I get bitten by an unmarked car. With my luck I'll be going my usual 10 over next to a mini-van. Guess who will get pulled over. The S-2-K. Watch out people!
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I agree things are getting out of hand. The proliferation of different law enforcement cars is terrifying. I have some sources at with the Florida Highway Patrol. My source, whom I shall call Deep Throat, had some very interesting information.
FHP has a little known squad internally known as the "skunk works". Actually, its official title is "Special Enforcement Directorat". The squad leader is Major Woody Sizemore, a young up and coming patrol officer who has been with FHP for about 7 years. As Major Woody has been working his way up the ranks, he has developed new and innovative methods of laying the long arm of the law down.
One plan involves detaining traffic law offenders in a specially designed interrogation cell called the "dark hole" where the offenders are worked over by two troopers, Privates Mathew Parks and Benjamin J. Dover. I hear that a detainee will admit to anything after Private Parks and Ben Dover are through probing a detainee in the dark hole.
FHP also has a secret troop, operating out of a double wide in Bithlo, that uses specially modified AMC Pacers equipped with Audi 4.2 litre V-8's and DSG gearboxes.
FHP has a little known squad internally known as the "skunk works". Actually, its official title is "Special Enforcement Directorat". The squad leader is Major Woody Sizemore, a young up and coming patrol officer who has been with FHP for about 7 years. As Major Woody has been working his way up the ranks, he has developed new and innovative methods of laying the long arm of the law down.
One plan involves detaining traffic law offenders in a specially designed interrogation cell called the "dark hole" where the offenders are worked over by two troopers, Privates Mathew Parks and Benjamin J. Dover. I hear that a detainee will admit to anything after Private Parks and Ben Dover are through probing a detainee in the dark hole.
FHP also has a secret troop, operating out of a double wide in Bithlo, that uses specially modified AMC Pacers equipped with Audi 4.2 litre V-8's and DSG gearboxes.
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Originally Posted by jamesk,Dec 7 2007, 12:14 AM
Police should be killed and their bodies dragged through the streets.
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Originally Posted by triman54,Dec 7 2007, 03:42 AM
I agree things are getting out of hand. The proliferation of different law enforcement cars is terrifying. I have some sources at with the Florida Highway Patrol. My source, whom I shall call Deep Throat, had some very interesting information.
FHP has a little known squad internally known as the "skunk works". Actually, its official title is "Special Enforcement Directorat". The squad leader is Major Woody Sizemore, a young up and coming patrol officer who has been with FHP for about 7 years. As Major Woody has been working his way up the ranks, he has developed new and innovative methods of laying the long arm of the law down.
One plan involves detaining traffic law offenders in a specially designed interrogation cell called the "dark hole" where the offenders are worked over by two troopers, Privates Mathew Parks and Benjamin J. Dover. I hear that a detainee will admit to anything after Private Parks and Ben Dover are through probing a detainee in the dark hole.
FHP also has a secret troop, operating out of a double wide in Bithlo, that uses specially modified AMC Pacers equipped with Audi 4.2 litre V-8's and DSG gearboxes.
FHP has a little known squad internally known as the "skunk works". Actually, its official title is "Special Enforcement Directorat". The squad leader is Major Woody Sizemore, a young up and coming patrol officer who has been with FHP for about 7 years. As Major Woody has been working his way up the ranks, he has developed new and innovative methods of laying the long arm of the law down.
One plan involves detaining traffic law offenders in a specially designed interrogation cell called the "dark hole" where the offenders are worked over by two troopers, Privates Mathew Parks and Benjamin J. Dover. I hear that a detainee will admit to anything after Private Parks and Ben Dover are through probing a detainee in the dark hole.
FHP also has a secret troop, operating out of a double wide in Bithlo, that uses specially modified AMC Pacers equipped with Audi 4.2 litre V-8's and DSG gearboxes.
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Originally Posted by jamesk,Dec 7 2007, 03:14 AM
Police should be killed and their bodies dragged through the streets.
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Originally Posted by jamesk,Dec 7 2007, 04:14 AM
Police should be killed and their bodies dragged through the streets.
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Bro - that clown has gone to your head and screwed your noodle up! Don't lower yourself to the ranks of that dumb phuck "darkhelmet!"
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Originally Posted by triman54,Dec 7 2007, 03:42 AM
I agree things are getting out of hand. The proliferation of different law enforcement cars is terrifying. I have some sources at with the Florida Highway Patrol. My source, whom I shall call Deep Throat, had some very interesting information.
FHP has a little known squad internally known as the "skunk works". Actually, its official title is "Special Enforcement Directorat". The squad leader is Major Woody Sizemore, a young up and coming patrol officer who has been with FHP for about 7 years. As Major Woody has been working his way up the ranks, he has developed new and innovative methods of laying the long arm of the law down.
One plan involves detaining traffic law offenders in a specially designed interrogation cell called the "dark hole" where the offenders are worked over by two troopers, Privates Mathew Parks and Benjamin J. Dover. I hear that a detainee will admit to anything after Private Parks and Ben Dover are through probing a detainee in the dark hole.
FHP also has a secret troop, operating out of a double wide in Bithlo, that uses specially modified AMC Pacers equipped with Audi 4.2 litre V-8's and DSG gearboxes.
FHP has a little known squad internally known as the "skunk works". Actually, its official title is "Special Enforcement Directorat". The squad leader is Major Woody Sizemore, a young up and coming patrol officer who has been with FHP for about 7 years. As Major Woody has been working his way up the ranks, he has developed new and innovative methods of laying the long arm of the law down.
One plan involves detaining traffic law offenders in a specially designed interrogation cell called the "dark hole" where the offenders are worked over by two troopers, Privates Mathew Parks and Benjamin J. Dover. I hear that a detainee will admit to anything after Private Parks and Ben Dover are through probing a detainee in the dark hole.
FHP also has a secret troop, operating out of a double wide in Bithlo, that uses specially modified AMC Pacers equipped with Audi 4.2 litre V-8's and DSG gearboxes.
