So lately my wife has been working alot of late shifts, and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didnt mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.
If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and Im in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing, and she said
"Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really goes on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights.
About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and Im hiding behind my S2000. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The rear camber is severely wearing my rear tires. Now i have to get a rear camber kit, Should i get the skunk2 or spc?


sorry found this in the NC forum,its to good and I had to share it with the locals,thanks to batguano in north carolina

 

it was in the off topic section too...

 

 

nicely done sir. Skunk2.

 

Awesome!

 

I want my 5 minutes back





I dont read good.........

 

 

It is good to be a man

 

LOL. Dave - Second time reading this but still funny. I still remember what I first thought the first time I read it..


"That bitch. I hope she gets herpes, crabs, hepatitis and gonerhera."

 

!!!!!!!! Fcking AWESOME!