Congrats to Negcamber!
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Thank you...thank you. 
It's good to be allowed in with the COol people. My loyal subjects out did themselves at my COronation ceremony last night. On cue at the stroke of midnight they had fireworks all for me. I accepted their COngratulations as humbly as I possibly could given the circumstances. Although Jeremy...we will need to work on having my throne available from now on...mmm'kay?
As my first official act, I COnfer the 2 following titles:
To Jeremy, we COnfer unto him the title of Secretary of Preparedness. Duties will be to remember those things that the people should bring, and remind them once we have arrived that they have forgotten said items. He shall also have the duties of disovering tasty beverages and preparing scrumptious Cajun delicacies.
To James, we COnfer unto him the title of Secretary of Timeliness. Duties will be to remind those already running late, that they are in fact late. He shall also have the duty to keep group drives moving at a speed sufficient to ensure arrival at our destination ahead of schedule.
As duely appointed Secretaries, their COmmands carry the weight of the Jax CO and in the event the Jax CO is incapacitated or otherwise occupied, they shall have the privalige of maintaining the COhesiveness of the relm.
Again...thank you all.
Oh...Bill...about the mail order COncubine that COmes with the CO rank...it seems mine hasn't arrived yet. And I think Zdave is still waiting for his too...can you look into that? I'm sure it is just a clerical oversite.
It's good to be allowed in with the COol people. My loyal subjects out did themselves at my COronation ceremony last night. On cue at the stroke of midnight they had fireworks all for me. I accepted their COngratulations as humbly as I possibly could given the circumstances. Although Jeremy...we will need to work on having my throne available from now on...mmm'kay?
As my first official act, I COnfer the 2 following titles:
To Jeremy, we COnfer unto him the title of Secretary of Preparedness. Duties will be to remember those things that the people should bring, and remind them once we have arrived that they have forgotten said items. He shall also have the duties of disovering tasty beverages and preparing scrumptious Cajun delicacies.
To James, we COnfer unto him the title of Secretary of Timeliness. Duties will be to remind those already running late, that they are in fact late. He shall also have the duty to keep group drives moving at a speed sufficient to ensure arrival at our destination ahead of schedule.
As duely appointed Secretaries, their COmmands carry the weight of the Jax CO and in the event the Jax CO is incapacitated or otherwise occupied, they shall have the privalige of maintaining the COhesiveness of the relm.
Again...thank you all.
Oh...Bill...about the mail order COncubine that COmes with the CO rank...it seems mine hasn't arrived yet. And I think Zdave is still waiting for his too...can you look into that? I'm sure it is just a clerical oversite.
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Originally Posted by negcamber,Jan 1 2008, 11:32 AM
Oh...Bill...about the mail order COncubine that COmes with the CO rank...it seems mine hasn't arrived yet. And I think Zdave is still waiting for his too...can you look into that? I'm sure it is just a clerical oversite.
