Dave to Drifter: "San Diego!?... I've got a place out there, let's do lunch... Say Thursday next week?"

 

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Drifter chicks response " You know I don't have V-tec...."

 

"My belt broke again, can you give me a ride home?"

 

Dave: "813..."
Drifter Chick: "uh-huh"

 

Drifter Chick: "You know I don't VTEC on a first date"

 

You nice man, Let me give you number. (To lawn mower shop)

 

"me so horny, me love you long time"

 

Dave: "Are those real?"

 

Dave trying to get play "pimp role":
Dave to Drifter: Yeah, you can make that out to Dave... aka third leg.

Dave trying to get play "the nice guy role":
Dave to Drifter: "oh... It's not for me it's for the kids at St. Joes's Critical Care Center where I volunteer.

Don't know Dave... what I would say... role dependant upon alcohol consumption, and proximity of girlfriend