http://www.regaltitles.com/

Saw this on another forum I am on. I think it is hilarious.

$197 for one or $294 for two.

I really cannot belive what people accually pay for.

"Increased respect from the people you know
VIP treatment
Access to the privileged world
A instant talking point with your friends
Prestige in the financial world
A boost to your personal confidence
Opportunities that otherwise would've passed you by
Opened doors in your career
Discounts in the consumer world
The ability to influence people effortlessly "

 

"increased respect"

 

"If $397 (Special: 1 easy half-price payment of $197 through September 29, 2008 ) is a lot of money for you, then ask yourself this: how much did you last spend on an evening out? I promise you - you can expect the price of your title to be repaid easily with all the benefits you can expect. "

I dont know about you guys but I dont think I have ever spent $197 on a night out.

 

Yeah, that would be a pretty cheap nite out!!

 

Sir Speedy!

 

"Baron Mother" has a nice ring to it.

 

Hmmm, that just sounds strange, for some reason???

 

Sir Mother?

 

The Earl of Mom?

 

Count Chockula!