I've had enough of Florida people. You all suck. I'm moving to North Carolina where everyone is cool. I hate that everyone in Florida picks on me and won't let me cross the yellow line when I drive. It's my road, I'll cross it if I want. And, if I am speeding down a residential street blasting by someones front yard at three times the speed limit, then none of those home owners should have any thing to say to me about it. If they do have something to say to me, at least they should be polite about it and kind to me. If not, I'll give them the finger. They have no reason to be mad and angry with me.

It's all about me!

You people in Florida just don't get it. I don't need to play by the rules. I'm my own person and can do what I want. Since I know you don't agree with me, I'm leaving forever, unless someone says "Please", then I'll come back. I really just want you guys to tell me you love me. I'm really not wanting to cause any drama.

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Man, I really do miss you guys.

 

You are SICK.

Don

 

 

Spa Owners--always causing DRAMA!!!

 

I'm serious! I'm out of here!

 

 

"please"

 

Since you you moved to North Cacalacky, you really have not missed much.

 

 

thank you, thank you, thank you


... i've been trying NOT to do that for weeks! Though ... i've imagined that entire script played out on Southpark!!!