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the defroster one did it for me hahahahahah

 

that was my favorite too.

 

What do you call the four door Yugo?

The Wego

 

I test drove one at a Ford/Yugo dealer when they first came out. It was like a budget Fiesta $4,500 bucks

 

A few more:

Yu-go "Beep, Beep, Crunch!"

Yu*go (yoo-go)
n. 1) Small, economical, Yugoslavian-built automobile.
2) 4x4 hood ornament.
adj. 1) What dosen't happen when you press the accelerator.


Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.

What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris?
- A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
- A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri,
...if you give it a fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge...

Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo?
A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap.
2) Push off cliff.
3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap.
(30-mile/3-day warranty included!)

I once bought a Yugo with a tow package.
...It was in the front.

How do you make a Yugo go faster?
Call a towtruck.

Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following
a push-by shooting incident.

I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo,
but it doesn't".

Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
The tow truck takes the impact.

What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
Totalled.

 

fltsfshr

 

That is one bad ass Yugo.

BTW my first new car was the british equivalent of the YUGO....The Austin Marina....What a piece of CR*P. All of the worst british automotive knowhow put into a piss green sport coupe

 

 

....Actually .... a whole more than some folks remember. In the late 60's, the Ferrari Company was almost in bancruptcy and Fiat bailed them out. Hence, one of the agreements was the Fiat Dino with a legit 6 cylinder Ferrari engine. Now, the engine in the YUGO is a Fiat. So, if you connect the dots the way I do after 7-8 Sammy Smith's Tadcaster Porter Beers, I am confident that the YOGO was powered by an entry level Ferrari engine. Beat That .......