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From: The HS that is NoVA
Originally Posted by Poindexter,Sep 9 2005, 12:32 PM
When Osama bin Ladin died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by none other than George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped to conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next. As he beat Osama with a long cane he snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and sixty-six other early Americans had unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept, and lamented, "This is not what you promised me!"
"But, of course it is," replied the Angel. "I told you that there would be seventy-two Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I'd said?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next. As he beat Osama with a long cane he snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and sixty-six other early Americans had unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept, and lamented, "This is not what you promised me!"
"But, of course it is," replied the Angel. "I told you that there would be seventy-two Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I'd said?"
