#@$@#$253st Official Hard At Work Thread
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From: MoCo
A burglar broke into a house one night and he shone his flashlight around,
Looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a
Strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching
You."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze, but
After a bit, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
A bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
Of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
To rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that
he's watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The same kind of people that would name the Rottweiler Jesus."
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From: Land O Lakes, FL
Originally Posted by speed_bump,Dec 8 2009, 10:10 AM
A burglar broke into a house one night and he shone his flashlight around,
Looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a
Strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching
You."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze, but
After a bit, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
A bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
Of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
To rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that
he's watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The same kind of people that would name the Rottweiler Jesus."
Looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a
Strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching
You."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze, but
After a bit, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
A bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
Of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
To rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that
he's watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The same kind of people that would name the Rottweiler Jesus."
