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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by WhrDLMI,Sep 22 2006, 10:47 AM
Eh.. close enough... We have been living together for about two years now...

She doesn't care how I dress...
then she's a keeper!

let me know if you get serious - i know a good jeweler ...
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:34 AM
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Sup Marcus, still procrastinating????
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by civicguyinva,Sep 22 2006, 09:07 AM
Random story:

So last night after the bangin' East Coast Boost meet (I'm being sarcastic) I went over to Fair Oaks mall. That's right, it's the magical time of year I try to get rid of debt with a second job. After wandering around aimlessly and picking up a few applications for places I figured I could get away with doing the least amount of work, I saw American Eagle. It was pretty much the only store in the mall without a hiring sign up. I walked in and talked to the first woman I saw (who ended up being the hiring manager). After about 5-10 mins she asks if I would have time for an on the spot interview.

A few highlights:

She seemed unsure of my ability to sell anything so she handed me a pen and said "sell me this pen." I looked at her like she was an idiot and looked around the store real quickly. I spotted a rack of bras and told her "How about I sell you a bra instead?"
-"Why don't you start with the pen?" (her face starting to get red)
-"I know a lot more about bras then pens"
-"Just sell me the pen!" (her face VERY red)

She kept talking to me and referring to how old I was. Now....I know the average employee there was pretty young, but is 26 THAT old?!?

Her - "I think the older women who shop here might like seeing a guy like you around, would you have a problem flirting with them if I asked you to?"
- "No problem, but I'm not flirting with an ugly woman no matter what"
- "Okay....on the other end of the spectrum I'd expect you to flirt (meant to say talk) with the 14 yr old girls who come in here"
- "Look lady, I'm not into that sorta thing"

Anyways....I was told to go back monday and it sounds like the job is mine if I want it. Just wanted to share that random funny with you all.
Did you get me an application, too?
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by civicguyinva,Sep 22 2006, 10:54 AM
I should get married so I can let myself go (even more)
Never give them a reason to stray!
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:38 AM
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Mr. Skip
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeemz,Sep 22 2006, 11:31 AM
I used to alway ask for a remote control car for Xmas when I was a little kid. I was always dissapointed when I got a remote control car that had a wire connecting the remote to the back of the car.
Sorry for the bad memories, Lewis...
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Chinadian,Sep 22 2006, 11:32 AM
then she's a keeper!

let me know if you get serious - i know a good jeweler ...
Can't get married... I have an S to support!
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by FF2Skip,Sep 22 2006, 11:35 AM
Never give them a reason to stray!
If they are going to stray cuz I ain't wearin Armani, let em go cuz it ain't worth it...
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by WhrDLMI,Sep 22 2006, 11:41 AM
Can't get married... I have an S to support!
Turbo......Engagement Ring........Turbo......Engagement Ring........Turbo......Engagement Ring........





Engagment ring.......


Old Sep 22, 2006 | 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeemz,Sep 22 2006, 11:46 AM
Turbo......Engagement Ring........Turbo......Engagement Ring........Turbo......Engagement Ring........





Engagment ring.......
You chose... Poorly....



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