i woke up exceptionally well this morning, i woke right the hell up at 715 which is plenty of time

now down to the wagon wheel tonight for my friends bachelor party

never been there before but we'll see how it is

 

ok. . . fukc this thread, ...i drank a lot, ..and people convinced me to blow a fireball with everclear, . .. nothing out of the ordinaroy, .. . i did it, buy i wanted it on the camera, .. . ok, .. once, ..and i set my hand on fire ,. but bad ass fireball, but they managed to not get it on the camera, .. .SO I REDID It, ..and they still mised it ., . .so i didtit a third time, ..and it sucked. . .but they finally got it on camera, . .. . will post up the vid if anyone wants to see.

 

btw, . .before we went out, .. . a bird flew in the hosue, and we spent 15 mins trying to get it out of the kitchedm . . . got pics o fhtat too, .. and btw,. i burned the fukc out of my hand first time, .. and it smells like ass

 

Sorry that you burned your hand, but I REALLY want to see that video

 

ok, so you burned it, but why does it smell like ass?

 

damn y0!!

 

holloween party at deans tonight..........let's see.......guy dressed as bloody tampon, priest with fake kid under his gown , jesus, mermaid, strawberry shortcake *leghump* jlo *hump* some guy was a keg and could actually poor beer out of it, some hot fockin school girls, some milfs that ewerent' dressed up but wwere still sooooooo fockin hot *hump big time* now i'm wasted and have to get up at 6 wishing iwas flirting with the milf ladies......who had no rings on there fingers and my too drunk ass couldn't capitalize

 

I was reading this thinking... no he didnt... than, shit no he didnt do it agian... then (you get the drift)

2nd worst words you can say before getting sent to the hospital
"Watch This"

Worst words you can say before getting sent to the hospital
"Watch This, hold my beer"

 

 

yea, that does seem like a dead give away that its not the smartest thing to be doing at that point in time.