only post here when you are drunk

I've decided to make up my own drinks, and created some horrible things tonight.
I'm about to finish a mike of equal parts kahlua, amaretto, and cherry syurp. We've run out of beer long ago and there are only girly ythings left.
Im so fugded up rigjt mow that I am going to bone my ex. She has 34 E tits adn they are amazing, I have spent d=five minutes correcting my spel,ling bbut it keeps being messyu, so F al of you, she is the one that fell on me hard top. But her breasts are amazing@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


