Guy goes to school for a week and thinks that he is instantly a genius....

 

I was a genius BEFORE tea school. Now I'm just a genius who can't drink anyone else's tea, or even soda, without gagging.

 

Looks like you don't have to worry about spilling grape soda anymore then!

 

I'm just going to have to get used to soda again. Well, until I start distributing... then I'll only eat at restaurants that carry my tea.

 

What company will you be distributing for?

 

http://www.shangrilaicedtea.com/

 

- How exactly did you come across this job offer again?

 

I have no idea.

 

Chinese Tea?

 

Yep. It's freaking amazing. The guy is obsessed with tea. You've never tasted anything like it. They've got it ALL over the place in SoCal and it's blowing up on the rest of the West Coast. It's in 80 Burger Kings in Arizona.

And I'm now the exclusive Virginia distributor.