People, this is not one of life's great mysteries that need be answered before we conquer space, but I need proof to show to my non-believing friend that indeed flatulants can be ignited. I myself have delved into the chemistry experiment and have had many a great laugh seeing flames shoot out of my shorts. Unfortunately, there is a non-believer in the midst.
I find that the best flames result from a day of either filet mignon and beer, oysters and beer, chicken and beer, or a combination of all.
Please provide your answer and if you have no pride, like I do, then give a short story of your experience with the ass flamage.

POOF!

PLEASE! YOU VIEW MY POST, YOU VOTE! I need your data!
INSTRUCTIONS:
You fart while exposing the expelled gasses to a flame. Most common sources of flamage is the lighter or match stick. I cannot be the only one who drives an S who has lit a fart. Help me out here!

 

Calling Lee to this thread..........

 

You gotta be kidding me!
AZDAVID, you have NEVER, NOR do you believe that a fart can be lit!
Thanks for the input, but I am disappointed.
Fishing trips with the fellas?
Not even then?
I'm cryin' here!
This has nothing to do with questionable sexual preference! Nothing!
My buds and I are all married, we have families, and we are confident with our gender and manliness. We have lit our farts, seen our buds light their farts, and seen our bud's wives light their farts (after a few shots of tequilla).
Help me out here! Please!

 

Yep....did it. Gigantic flame came out. I ate beans for lunch and we were sitting around the camp fire. Bic lighter....

Tell you buddy to eat a few bean burritos and light a few of the larger ones!

ITS AMAZING!
-Lee

 

^That's what I'm talking about!
For the fart flame purists, there are different color flame depending on content. Note the chemistry book.

 

Include color in your reports. I have seen blue for methane, yellow for sulphur, and a strange green from what I think may be copper and other effluents absorbed by oysters.

 

Technically, this would be flatus ignition.

This was an episode on Myth Busters.
Flatulence myths:
You can die from the fumes of your own flatluence: busted
Beans and bubbly drinks increase your flatulence: confirmed
Matches burns up the smell of farts: busted

 

^OHHHHHH
Totally disagree!
The "Myth Busters", of which I am a huge fan of, may have tested incorrectly!
It has been my experience that igniting the flatulance definitely kills the odor!
All,... PLEASE VOTE!

 

They weren't testing actually igniting the gas, but burning a match in the room afterwards. I don't think they tested lighting the gas on fire, because it is common knowledge that it is possible. Just search google video or youtube and I'm sure you will find a few videos for proof.

 

I still need you new viewers to vote. Don't just look. VOTE!
Be noticed by your stench... I mean vote.