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Mathematical proof that BLACK IS the fastest colour.

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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 09:37 AM
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Guys, I have hard proof that Black IS actually the fastest colour.

A = Black is the absence of all colour
B = Colour is produced by the reflection of light off of an object
C = Nothing can exceed the speed of light (except for a black s2k, which I will now prove)
S = Black (and only black) S2000
X = All other colours of the S2000

B < or = C because all colours are reflecting light.

Therefore X < C.

Similarily,

A>C
A=S

Therefore S > C.

There, mathematical proof that the Black S2k IS the fastest!

I am happy I ordered a black!


Thanks to S2R for further developing this theorem!
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 09:49 AM
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But what if I shined a light toward my car from behind. In real world where a S2000 has finite amount of horse power, the reflecting photons would propel my car forward, while your black car would absorb all the light, thus making the white fastest.

I have Spa Yellow though
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 09:50 AM
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We could blow his black S2k up by aiming a couple of flashlights at it. It would suck up all of those photons and eventually overheat
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 10:02 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ray
[B]But what if I shined a light toward my car from behind.
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 10:03 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MacGyver
[B]We could blow his black S2k up by aiming a couple of flashlights at it.
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 10:33 AM
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uh oh... another color war. Oh well, I must agree with matrix all the way
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 10:34 AM
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You forgot about the wheels, the badges, the windshield, etc... They are not black.
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 11:32 AM
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Are we still hung up on this?
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 11:35 AM
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very interest theory

but how much faster is Black S2000 than other colour S2000?
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Old Feb 9, 2002 | 12:17 PM
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Untrue - I have had word from an undisclosed source at Honda that they developed the new Nurburg (Suzuka) blue specially to go faster. Apparently the special metallic flecks in the new colour can actually bend time, fold space and cause the car to hurtle to distant points in the space/time continuum in the blink of an eye.
Black was fastest, but no longer.
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