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Mathematical proof that BLACK IS the fastest colour.

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Old 02-10-2002 | 10:27 AM
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I raced a black S2000 2 days ago. I beat it with my Silverstone. I thought it was due to my V-AFC and the fact that I weigh signifigantly less than the driver of the Black one. Upon reading this thread I've come to a different conclusion. The race took place at approx. 11:00 at night. It was a clear night about 50 degrees outside. I've come to the conclusion that the outcome of this race was because of the intensity of the moon that night and the highly reflective nature of my freshly waxed paint. As we lined up I thought my apponent would get me off the line because of the higher amount of friction from the tires caused by the added weight of his bulbouse ass. As we both revved to about 6500 rpms (we discused our launching technique prior to the race so that it would be a true test of car vs. car instead of driver vs driver) and dumped the clutch I suprisingly pulled ahead. I now think that this is due to the photons of light from the moon reflecting off my paint, giving my car the benefits of added weight without actually having any added weight in the car (i.e. downforce), so now I get the better launch. I thought that the rest of the race was due to the V-AFC as well. Again I was mistaken. At the same time I hit the VTEC engagement point in first gear the back of my car came into view of his headlights. The boost of power I thought was caused by my VTEC was in fact the result of the extremely powerful photons streaming out of his HID headlights and literally propelling me forward at a rate that defies what ANY 4 cylinder should be capable of. Now under perfect circumstances all S2000's should be about the same speed. This is with no light coming from the sun to affect the launch or any other man made sources to affect the outcome there after. However, we all know that there is no such thing as a perfect circumstance. Now realize that my experience doesn't mean that silver is the fastest...just that black is the slowest
Old 02-10-2002 | 10:42 AM
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I raced a black guy driving my white S/C in a his black N/A and i'm white, xcept i can rap and play basketball, but i no longer have ddreads.....he beat me so i took my car back and called it a draw.
Old 02-10-2002 | 04:39 PM
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Originally posted by sfphinkterMC
I raced a black guy driving my white S/C in a his black N/A and i'm white, xcept i can rap and play basketball, but i no longer have ddreads.....he beat me so i took my car back and called it a draw.
huh?
Old 02-10-2002 | 05:14 PM
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Funny , Funny . . . I like you guys sense of humor.
Old 02-10-2002 | 05:21 PM
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Just thought of something, since my Black S2000 is soooo fast, how am going to get into it if I can't see it?

Help???
Old 02-10-2002 | 06:34 PM
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Old 02-10-2002 | 07:22 PM
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Well (and I have empirical evidence to back this up) whenever police are involved, Spa Yellow adds at least 5 mph to the radar gun, thereby making it measurably faster than any other color.
Old 02-10-2002 | 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by Clark
Well (and I have empirical evidence to back this up) whenever police are involved, Spa Yellow adds at least 5 mph to the radar gun, thereby making it measurably faster than any other color.
See that is why you should have bought a black one, the radiation from the gun is too slow to bounce off the black S2000...therefore no ticket.

Still trying to figure out how I can get into it though.
Old 02-10-2002 | 07:51 PM
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Mine is not just SPA Yellow, it is Pearl which not only reflects the radar but sends it to a black S2000 and then deflects. The radiation from the radar penetrates drivers head performing brain damage. Driver then thinks he is going faster.
Old 02-11-2002 | 05:08 AM
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The fastest 1/4 mi. to date is ChrisD and his car is black... so it must be.


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