Red Wine Went EVERYWHERE!! I Need HELP, Quick!!!
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I'm in serious trouble!!!
I was sitting on the sofa in my bedroom, lights turned out, watching the tube with the sound turned way down, and surfing the board. JAGlady was asleep after a long hard day and Boner was curled up in my lap (careful how you read that last sentence). I was having a glass of red wine, minding my own business, being VERY quiet so I don't wake up the Mrs. (certain death!)
I took my first sip of wine and carefully sat the glass down so it wouldn't make a sound. Something didn't feel just right. I let go of the glass and it fealt like it was leaning! (?) So I glanced over at it only to see that it WAS leaning. I had carefully placed it on a pencil! Panicking, I grabbed for the glass. My judgement of distance was a little off and I hit the glass knocking it in the air. Not wanting it to land on the glass table and surely waking up JAGlady, I grabbed at it again and knocked it across the room.
The good news is that the glass fell on the carpet and didn't wake up JAGlady. The bad news is that red wine is EVERYWHERE!!
The table, the carpet, the sofa, my clothes, and I now have a PINK Boner!!
JAGlady will KILL me!! She'll cut off my vitals! She'll probably get away with it too because no one could tell my blood stains from all the wine. What a mess!!! I'm DEAD!!!
This is an EMERGENCY!! I need help. Somehow I've got to get this mess cleaned up, QUIETLY, in the dark, without waking her.
How do you get red wine out of....EVERYTHING???
DAMN, its gonn'a be a lonnnnggggggg night!
I was sitting on the sofa in my bedroom, lights turned out, watching the tube with the sound turned way down, and surfing the board. JAGlady was asleep after a long hard day and Boner was curled up in my lap (careful how you read that last sentence). I was having a glass of red wine, minding my own business, being VERY quiet so I don't wake up the Mrs. (certain death!)
I took my first sip of wine and carefully sat the glass down so it wouldn't make a sound. Something didn't feel just right. I let go of the glass and it fealt like it was leaning! (?) So I glanced over at it only to see that it WAS leaning. I had carefully placed it on a pencil! Panicking, I grabbed for the glass. My judgement of distance was a little off and I hit the glass knocking it in the air. Not wanting it to land on the glass table and surely waking up JAGlady, I grabbed at it again and knocked it across the room.
The good news is that the glass fell on the carpet and didn't wake up JAGlady. The bad news is that red wine is EVERYWHERE!!
The table, the carpet, the sofa, my clothes, and I now have a PINK Boner!!JAGlady will KILL me!! She'll cut off my vitals! She'll probably get away with it too because no one could tell my blood stains from all the wine. What a mess!!! I'm DEAD!!!
This is an EMERGENCY!! I need help. Somehow I've got to get this mess cleaned up, QUIETLY, in the dark, without waking her.
How do you get red wine out of....EVERYTHING???
DAMN, its gonn'a be a lonnnnggggggg night!
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Okay, first thing... get lots of kitchen paper and soak up as much of it as you can......
then, pour a little club soda over the carpet, sofa basically anything cloth that can't be put in the washing machine. let that stand for a few minutes, soak it all up with kitchen paper and then scrub the areas clean with warm water and a cloth.....
then, pour a little club soda over the carpet, sofa basically anything cloth that can't be put in the washing machine. let that stand for a few minutes, soak it all up with kitchen paper and then scrub the areas clean with warm water and a cloth.....
